Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Funny Video
Here’s a funny video about the last Windows Server 2003 box powering microsoft.com. Well known that pre-release versions of Server 08 have been powering microsoft.com without a hitch since last June.
Video: The Lone Server
Here’s the backstory on the video: http://blogs.technet.com/windowsserver/pages/about-lone-server.aspx
Windows Vista Editions Comparison
Here’s a nice comparison of the different Windows Vista SKU’s with a humorous twist. Enjoy!
Windows Vista Starter:
A small toddler who hasn’t quite figured out how to play with more than 3 blocks at once, usually resides in a small, run-down hut with no education.
Windows Vista Home Basic:
A bland, bland individual who teases you constantly by showing off its half-baked ideas and torn off ligaments.
Windows Vista Home Premium:
Missing a few toes, and has had a partial lobotomy. Shit happens, it can still listen to music and entertain you for hours, however it still doesn’t know how to keep anything in order.
Windows Vista Business:
A smart, capable individual who is missing a few fingers, unable to play the banjo or shuffle a Solitaire deck.
Windows Vista Ultimate:
The all-knowing, god-like ninja of your computing universe. Don’t try to look back to Windows XP, or else this edition of Windows will slice and dice you like a two dollar sushi special in Chinatown.