Windows Vista Editions Comparison

Here’s a nice comparison of the different Windows Vista SKU’s with a humorous twist.  Enjoy!

Windows Vista Starter:
A small toddler who hasn’t quite figured out how to play with more than 3 blocks at once, usually resides in a small, run-down hut with no education.

Windows Vista Home Basic:
A bland, bland individual who teases you constantly by showing off its half-baked ideas and torn off ligaments.

Windows Vista Home Premium:
Missing a few toes, and has had a partial lobotomy. Shit happens, it can still listen to music and entertain you for hours, however it still doesn’t know how to keep anything in order.

Windows Vista Business:
A smart, capable individual who is missing a few fingers, unable to play the banjo or shuffle a Solitaire deck.

Windows Vista Ultimate:
The all-knowing, god-like ninja of your computing universe. Don’t try to look back to Windows XP, or else this edition of Windows will slice and dice you like a two dollar sushi special in Chinatown.

Posted by: Chris123NT

Published on: November 29th, 2007 at 11:42 PM

Posted in Humor,Windows Vista

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  1. February 24, 2008 at 1:22 am

    Jimbo Jones:

    You forgot Windows Vista Jewish Edition, oh wait that’s because it doesn’t exist. *ahem* 1940′s World War II, anyone?

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